July 20th, 2005

On Duke Nukem

Duke Nukem is the gayest character in videogames. I mean that literally - he is the most homosexual character videogames know. Sure, he gives money to strippers and has big guns, but lets be real: this guy is gay. 3D Realms loves to flout him as the real man's man of videogames, but its just not working out. They're clearly in love with the dude, and not just as friends:





Compare it to:



Yep.